No. 01Top
Recognition
"This describes my week."
A private pressure of their seat, in their words.
Example line"Spent my Sunday rebuilding the schedule because nobody in the field opened the app."
Account Demand Conditioning
Kitchen warms the buying committee at your most important accounts before sales reaches out. You place the order. We do the prep, the cooking, and the plating.
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Ad-tech power for people who don't want an ad-tech job.
01 / Cold kitchen
Your rep reaches out before anyone at the account knows your name, sees why it matters, or has a reason to care. Better copy won't fix it. The committee has no context.
Ignored again
Behind every important account sits a committee. Each seat has its own fears, incentives, and objections. One pitch won't feed all four.
Missed growth and market timing
Economic buyerWasted spend and weak return
Commercial gateImplementation and security risk
Technical vetoDisruption and extra workload
Adoption02 / The kitchen
Complex under the hood. Simple at the surface. You never touch the ad-tech.
01 / You
Paste in your ICP and your target accounts.
The ticket
02 / Kitchen
We research every account, find the buying committee, and write a Buying Committee Intelligence Report. who matters, what they fear, what they are likely thinking.
Intelligence report
03 / Kitchen
We write lines for each role, make the creative, and build the campaigns across LinkedIn, Meta, and Google.
Live campaigns
04 / You
Review the go-live pack. Change what you want. Press go.
Go-live pack
03 / The plate
Buyers skip B2B ads because they look like ads. Kitchen creative looks private: a Notes screen, a Slack draft, a post-it. One line in the buyer's own words, with your logo. The reaction we want: "That's exactly what I've been thinking."
One line in the buyer's own words, on Notes, Slack, or a post-it. Your logo. No pitch on the image.
Spent my Sunday rebuilding the schedule because nobody in the field opened the app.
Your logo
We pay for the whole project suite and the field still texts me photos.
Your logo
Adoption is the cost nobody prices.
Your logo
04 / The courses
Kitchen takes each member of the invisible buying committee through their own buyer's journey. Five stages, about 3 ads per stage, written for their role. When the committee is warm, we tell you who to contact and when.
No. 01Top
"This describes my week."
A private pressure of their seat, in their words.
Example line"Spent my Sunday rebuilding the schedule because nobody in the field opened the app."
No. 02Top
"Leaving this alone costs me."
The cost of standing still.
Example line"We pay for the whole project suite and the field still texts me photos."
No. 03Middle
"The problem is different from how we talk about it."
One new idea every seat hears.
Example line"Adoption is the cost nobody prices. A tool the field skips is the expensive one."
No. 04Bottom
"Someone like us fixed it, and I could defend the choice."
One peer. One result.
Example line"[Customer] switched at renewal. Their supers file daily reports now."
No. 05Bottom
"Taking a look won't expose me."
A small, safe next step.
Example line"Renewal's in March. I want our numbers side by side before anyone signs."
+2 more stages: Tension and Proof
The goal: when a colleague raises your name, each person says, "Yes, I've heard of them. Here's something you probably don't know."
A stage moves on after 80% of the role has seen it 3 times. No clicks needed. You approve every fact, name, and number.
05 / Order up
Kitchen tells sales when the committee is ready. Your rep starts with people who already know your problem, your idea, your proof, and your name.
Account 001Buying committee
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